Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Every once in a while, I get the urge. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you? The urge for destruction. The urge to hurt, maim, kill.”

“You look angry," he said.”

“The fact is that we have no way of knowing if the person who we”

“They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.”

“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.”

“It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -”

“Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about your anger-management problems.”

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

“I thought you said you were the one in charge!" Ce'Nedra exclaimed.”

“Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People travelled with them.”

“Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone.”

“Are You Ready for New Urban Fragrances?”