Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He’s not feeling well,” Clary said, catching at Simon’s wrist. “We’re going.”

“Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into the wall behind him. “What is he doing here?”

“Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?”

“If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a zombie--not really dead but not really alive, either.”

“His head propped on a stack of poetry books he’d brought from the library. Almost all of them had been inscribed on the inside cover by a James Herondale, who had neatly written out his favorite lines.”

“The only way you would have failed," she said, "is if you had.”

“We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.”

“Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.”

“Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.”

“A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.”

“I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas.”

“I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”