Humor Quote by John Flanagan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“But what if I make a mistake?' Will asked.”

“I will remember this word," he said. "Shenanigans. It is a good word.”

“The covers of this book are too far apart.”

“No' is a magical word," he told her. "Here's how it goes. You say, 'Simon, I have an insane, suicidal plan. Would you like to help me carry it out?' And I say, "Why, no.”

“What a waste of trees ... that adoption author is definitely a tree killer. ... I wish trees would sprout legs and come barging through the front doors and seek revenge for their obliterated brethren by ramming themselves down his goddamn throat.”

“I’m nobody’s sidekick,” Annabeth growled. “And, Percy, his accent sounds familiar because he sounds like his mother. We killed her in New Jersey.”

“I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,”

“You just can't kill people and be pretty. It's confusing.”