Life Quotes Quote by Woody Allen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

“If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.”

“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”

“I took a speed-reading course and read”

“My brain? That's my second favorite organ.”

“Life will not break your heart. It'll crush it.”

“Good things don’t wait until you’re ready. Sometimes they come right before, when you’re almost there. And I figured when that happens, you can let them pass by like a bus not meant for you. Or you can get ready. So I got ready.”

“Life is grace. Sleep is forgiveness. The night absolves. Darkness wipes the slate clean, not spotless to be sure, but clean enough for another day's chalking.”

““These woods are lovely, dark and deep,”

“There are three deaths. The first is when the body ceases to function. The second is when the body is consigned to the grave. The third is that moment, sometime in the future, when your name is spoken for the last time.”

“Plato says that the unexamined life is not worth living. But what if the examined life turns out to be a clunker as well?”