“I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Ge...” — Joan Rivers Quote

“I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'”

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.”

“Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.”

“Drama can feel like therapy whereas comedy feels like there's been a pressure and a weight lifted off of you. You come to work and you laugh all day, you go home and you feel light and there's a certain feeling when you're sitting with the audience and they leave after 90 minutes and it's just pure escapism and they're happy.”

“The Second Amendment does protect the right to people to possess weapons for self-defense in the home. That's what the Supreme Court said.”

“My only concern was to get home after a hard day's work.”