Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.”

“It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”

“In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.”

“The true philosopher is a man who says "All right," and goes to sleep in his armchair.”

“Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?”

“You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.”

“In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.”

“That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.”

“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”

“When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure the wretchedness of passing through the X-ray scanner. The laptops roll merrily down the belt, while I’m instructed to stand aside and open my bag. To me it seems like a normal enough thing to be carrying, but the typewriter’s declining popularity arouses suspicion and I wind up eliciting the sort of reaction one might expect when traveling with a cannon.”

“Illium seems far too pretty to be dangerous.” Dmitri’s male beauty, by contrast, was a darker, edgier thing.”