Humor Quote by Charles M. Schulz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.”

“I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”

““Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?"”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.”

“Just sit tight. Reinforcements should be here soon. Hopefully nothing happens before-”

“I’m going to tell you something once and then whether you die is strictly up to you," Westley said, lying pleasantly on the bed. "What I’m going to tell you is this: drop your sword, and if you do, then I will leave with this baggage here"—he glanced at Buttercup—"and you will be tied up but not fatally, and will be free to go about your business. And if you choose to fight, well, then, we will not both leave alive.”

“Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.”

“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded”

“She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.”