Humor Quote by Lewis Carroll — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Curiouser and curiouser.”

“Come, my child," I said, trying to lead her away. "Wish good-bye to the poor hare, and come and look for blackberries.”

“Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--”

“Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”

“If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.”

“You're thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.”

“To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship.”

“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”

“If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.”

“Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?”

“You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.”

“Jesper: “If Pekka Rollins kills us all, I’m going to get Wylan’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.”