Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”

“This is your copy of”

“I wish...I wish”

“And don’t forget: Elvendork! It’s unisex!”

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

“An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure?”

“A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.”

“Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)”

“The only reason there's such a thing as a morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other.”

“They say: Think twice before you jump. I say: Jump first and then think as much as you want!”

“Hush Hattie!" I said, intoxicated with my success. "I don't want to go to my room. Everyone must know I shan't marry the prince." I ran to the door to our street, opened it, and called out into the night, "I shan't marry the prince." I turned back into the hall and ran to Char and threw my arms about his neck. "I shan't marry you." I kissed his cheek. He was safe from me.”

“Why, aren’t you just about as sweet as syrup on a sundae? I sure would appreciate that, ma’am.” He winked. “How’d you like ta stroll the deck of this fine ship with me and watch the sunset? I need a purty girl to put her arm around me and steady this bow-legged cowboy as he finds his sea legs.” I raised an eyebrow and affected a southern accent. “Why, I think you’re a pullin’ my leg there, Texas. You’ve had your sea legs a lot longer than I have.” He rubbed the stubble on his face. “You might be right at that. Well then, how about you taggin’ along to keep me warm?” “It’s about eighty degrees.” “Shoot, you’re a smart one, you are. Then how ‘bout I jes say that a feller can get pretty lonesome by hisself in a strange country and he’d like to keep compn’y with you fer a while longer.”