Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.”

“That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.”

“Does it hurt?" The childish question had escaped Harry's lips before he could stop it.”

“Harry, you wonderful boy, you brave, brave man.”

“Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students.”

“I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.”

“It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”

“I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.”

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”

“I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.”

“If someone called me chubby, it would no longer be something that kept me up late at night. Being called fat is not like being called stupid or unfunny, which is the worst thing you could ever say to me. Do I envy Jennifer Hudson for being able to lose all that weight and look smokin’ hot? Of course, yes. Do I sometimes look at Gisele Bundchen and wonder how awesome life would be if I never had to wear Spanx? Duh, of course. That’s kind of the point of Gisele Bundchen. And maybe I will, once or twice, for a very short period of time. But on the list of things I want to do in my lifetime, that’s not near the top. I mean, it’s not near the bottom either. I’d say it’s right above “Learn to drive a vespa,” but several notches below “film a chase scene for a movie.”