Humor Quote by Albert Einstein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Imagination is more important than knowledge.”

“The measure of intelligence is the ability to change.”

“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.”

“Setting an example is not the main means of influencing another, it is the only means.”

“In the view of such harmony in the cosmos which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize, there are yet people who says there is no God. But what makes me really angry is that they quote me for support of such views. (The Expanded Quotable Einstein, Princeton University, page 214)”

“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.”

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”

“WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).”

“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.”

“Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.”

“Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.”

“Nosoi?” Percy planted his feet in a fighting stance. “You know, I keep thinking, I have now killed every single thing in Greek mythology. But the list never seems to end.”