Humor Quote by A.A. Milne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

“Tut, Tut, looks like rain”

“Oh Tigger, where are your manners?”

“Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.”

“Think, think, think.”

“I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.”

“Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre.”

“Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?”

“I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter," said Jace. "I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow.”

“Doubtful, but it did work...”

“All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. Not even once.”

“You just can't kill people and be pretty. It's confusing.”