Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?”

“I adore Wilkie Collins,” Tessa cried. “Oh—Armadale! And The Woman in White …”

“He’s not feeling well,” Clary said, catching at Simon’s wrist. “We’re going.”

“Fire wants to burn”

“I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.”

“Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.”

“The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.”

“I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission.”

“Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.”

“You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab.”

“It looks as though your shop is doing well," Luka said gazing around, "Could you help me find a gift for a lady friend of mine?”

“I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”