Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz.”

“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”

“This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.”

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.”

“It is a costly thing, looking on the true face of Love.”

“She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard.”

“Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.”

“I've never stunned anyone except in our D.A. lessons," said Luna, sounding mildly interested. "That was noisier than I thought it would be.”

“Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.”

“An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.”

“FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.”

“What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?" she says after a few minutes of silence have passed.”