Humor Quote by Winston S. Churchill — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”

“The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.”

“Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.”

“A joke is a very serious thing.”

“Never, never, never give in!”

“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.”

“So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die.”

“have i gone mad?”

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

“Did someone just call me the”

“Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions.”

“I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down.”