Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you”

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.”

“Percy was getting tired of water.”

“Ceres wanted a united front in the plant war.”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?”

“Doubtful, but it did work...”

“Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”

“Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”

“He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight after everything with an ax...”

“Snoring keeps the monsters away.”

“She wasn't the only one to be physically morphed by reader expectation. Miss Havisham was now elderly whether she liked it or not, and Sherlock Holmes wore a deerstalker and smoked a ridiculously large pipe. The problem wasn't just confined to the classics. Harry Potter was seriously pissed off that he'd have to spend the rest of life looking like Daniel Radcliffe.”

“Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.”