Humor Quote by Winston S. Churchill — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.”

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”

“Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.”

“An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.”

“Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.”

“Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”

“I'm making a list”

“You know how spooky Ashwini is. She called an hour ago to tell me she has a secret stash of handheld grenade launchers she thought I might want to know about. My response was, 'What the fuck?”

“Inconceivable!”

“Fire wants to burn”

“Well, man, you know what they say.”

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”