Humor Quote by Janet Evanovich — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to Stephanie”

“Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said.”

“He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us.”

“[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder.”

“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head.”

“Nice dress. Take it off.”

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”

“I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow.”

“I can't forget things, or ignore them-bad things that happen," I said. "I'm a lay-it-all-out person, a dwell-on-it person, an obsess-about-it person. If I hold things in and try to forget or pretend, I become a madman and have panic attacks. I have to talk.”

“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.”

“Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz.”

“A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.”