Humor Quote by Winston S. Churchill — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”

“The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.”

“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.”

“An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.”

“Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.”

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”

“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.”

“Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.”

“How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.”

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

“Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.”

“Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed.”