Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.”

“No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,”

“We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie”

“Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”

“The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo...”

“He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.”

“People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them.”

“I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come on dude..”

“This book will prove the following ten facts:”

“And spare me the jokes about scoring.”

“An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity, a physicist tries to make it simple, for an idiot anything the more complicated it is the more he will admire it, if you make something so clusterfucked he can't understand it he's gonna think you're a god cause you made it so complicated nobody can understand it. That's how they write journals in Academics, they try to make it so complicated people think you're a genius”

“Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy.”