Humor Quote by George Bernard Shaw — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”

“HIGGINS [*snatching a chocolate cream from the piano, his eyes suddenly beginning to twinkle with mischief*] Have some chocolates, Eliza.”

“Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.”

“Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.”

“He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.”

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.”

“Elend: I kind of lost track of time…”

“You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.”

“Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)”

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

“Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.”

“Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.”