Humor Quote by Oscar Wilde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.”

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“A kiss may ruin a human life”

“A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”

“The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.”

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'”

“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”

“Bravo," said Grimalkin, peering down from Cold Tom's chest. "The Winter prince and Oberon's jester agreeing on something. The world must be ending.”

“The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo...”

“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.”

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”