Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.”

“Then you remember the dream,” Mencheres stated. “That bodes ill.”

“I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.”

“It was the sort of bone deep emotion that made him want to hold her tighter with one hand, and draw a sword against the world with the other.”

“Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-”

“Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy.”

“Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it.”

“She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed.”

“In the English language, it all comes down to this: Twenty-six letters, when combined correctly, can create magic. Twenty -six letters form the foundation of a free, informed society.”

“How do you deal with it?" Kami asked Jared. "The laughing at nothing and occasionally stopping dead in your tracks.”

“Jesper: “If Pekka Rollins kills us all, I’m going to get Wylan’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.”

“Let's carpe the hell out of this diem.”