Humor Quote by Neil Gaiman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’”

“In ten years time I’ll be… (dead) sixty.”

“It's harder to pick and choose when you're dead. It's like a photograph, you know. It doesn't matter as much.”

“For some folks death is release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them.”

“She's realized the real problem with stories -- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.”

“Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.”

“She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.”

“Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.”

“No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.”

“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.”

“That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.”

“Ride?" Rhage snorted. "Please. That thing is a sewing machine with an air dam taped to it. My GTO could dust the fucker in fourth gear from a dead stop.”