Humor Quote by Rachel Hawkins — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Must be weird for you, having your mom here.”

“I would actually write books totally full of nothing BUT kissing scenes, but apparently people like books to have, like, "plots" or whatever.”

“Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--”

“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something about it made my chest ache. Well, that was to be expected. Angels' songs would be awfully poignant.”

“...all that matters is the truth as you know it, and as the ones who love you know it.”

“You know, I can see more than just the future or the past.”

“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”

“I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.”

“"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry.”

“Civilization is vastly overrated.”

“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.”

“A perfect person is easy to love. But when somebody likes all your imperfections, well, that's when you know they really mean it.”