Humor Quote by Christopher Moore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.”

“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”

“Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.”

“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”

“Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit”

“There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.”

“Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.”

“Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

“I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines if they burst into song at significant moments.”

“When they reached a maintenance closet, Iko ushered the escort-droid inside.”