Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you never tell anyone the truth about yourself, eventually you start to forget. The love, the heartbreak, the joy, the despair, the things I did that were good, the things I did that were shameful--if I kept them all inside, my memories of them would start to disappear. And then I would disappear.”

“Fire wants to burn”

“Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?”

“Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.”

“I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.”

“It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.”

“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.”

“Then why are you here?” Emma demanded. “Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don’t date trees.”

“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”

“An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps”

“If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-'”

“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.”