Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?”

“I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!”

“The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things –”

“The long game was ended, the Snitch had been caught, it was time to leave the air…”

“The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms? Harry's mind was in freefall, spinning out of control, unable to grasp the impossibility, because Fred Weasley could not be dead, the evidence of all his senses must be lying—”

“Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.”

“Roger, he has a chain saw," I hissed. "I am not going to die in Kentucky!”

“Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace!”

“I do not know if all cops are poets, but I know that all cops carry guns with triggers.”

“Come! Come sit by me. It’s a nice bench. Nice and lovely on the butt.”

“His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.”

“Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original.”