Humor Quote by Morgan Matson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You + Me”

“I'll answer that.' He took a deep breath, and I could see his eyes searching mine, like he was looking for an answer. 'I had thought that was the ending,' he finally said. 'But I might have been wrong.'”

“What was the point of trying to run away if people were going to insist on reminding you of what you were running from?”

“Theoretical crushes could remain perfect and flawless, because you never actually had to find out what that person was really like or deal with the weird way they chewed or anything.”

“As I looked out at the water, I realized there was nowhere to go, nowhere left to run. And I just had to stay here, facing this terrible truth. I felt, as more tears fell, just how tired I was, a tiredness that had nothing to do with the hour. I was tired of running away from this, tired of not telling people, tired of not talking about it, tired of pretending things were okay when they had never, ever been less than okay.”

“And we were kissing like drowning people breathe-- like suddenly we'd discovered something that has never been so sweet before that moment.”

“Doubtful, but it did work...”

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”

“Was he a good kisser, Ms. Lane?” Barrons asked, watching me carefully.”

“Bethany blinked. "Did you just hit me?" she asked, disbelief coloring her every feature.”

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”