Humor Quote by Laurie Halse Anderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Principal Principal: Where's your late pass, mister?”

“If I ever form a clan, we'll be the anti-cheerleaders and walk under the bleacher forming mild acts of mayhem.”

“THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL”

“When people don't express themselves, they die one piece at a time.”

“CONJUGATE THIS:”

“To keep up appearances, I stomp my room and slam the door.”

“Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.”

“People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them.”

“Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis.”

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”

“Just as I had long suspected, a person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some people did. Some limited people.”