Humor Quote by Patricia Briggs — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.”

“It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.”

“She doesn’t need the pack. She doesn’t need me.”

“I don't say goodbye very easily, Anna. Not gracefully or prettily.Goodbye tears your heart out and leaves it a feast for carrion birds who happen by.”

“Civilization is vastly overrated.”

“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.”

“I felt this awful obligation to be charming or at least have something to say, and the pressure of having to be charming (or merely verbal) incapacitates me.”

“Glaring at the doctor, Kev spoke in Romany.”

“I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.”

“You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch)”

“If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes.”

“May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch”