Humor Quote by Steve Martin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”

“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.”

“My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.”

“You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?”

“I'm going to talk to her.”

“I will call him Small Bob," said Bob. "He is a good monster.”

“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.”