Humor Quote by Kristin Cashore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“To Garan's credit, the treatment of Dellian prisoners did change after that. One particularly laconic man, after a session in which Fire learned positively nothing, thanked her for it specifically. "Best dungeons I ever been in," he said, chewing on a toothpick.”

“In the end, Leck should have stuck to his lies. For it was the truth he almost told that killed him.”

“It's not reasonable to love people who are only going to die," she said.”

“I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said.”

“But that's how memory works," Bitterblue said quietly. "Things disappear without your permission, then come back again without your permission." And sometimes they came back incomplete and warped.”

“Find something useful to do with your morning,' she thought to him as she neared her chambers. 'Do something heroic in front of an audience. Knock a child into a river while no one's looking and then rescue him.”

“The train is roaring toward you and the villain is twirling his moustache and you're fussing that he's tied you to the tracks with the wrong kind of rope.”

“How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?”

“I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!”

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”

“Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.”

“You look about as trapped as a piglet at a baby back ribs cookoff.”