Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I adore Wilkie Collins,” Tessa cried. “Oh—Armadale! And The Woman in White …”

“Take off your shirt.”

“Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.”

“We are special, unusual, unique people. That means that we must be bold and proud, but also careful. Don’t think you have so much to prove that it makes you foolish.”

“To make a true choice, we must have true knowledge.”

“He’s not feeling well,” Clary said, catching at Simon’s wrist. “We’re going.”

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

“Bishop was all done with the witty conversation. 'Will you swear?'”

“I adore Wilkie Collins,” Tessa cried. “Oh—Armadale! And The Woman in White …”

“Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.”

“Excruciating agony makes me cranky.”

“I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.”