Humor Quote by Winston S. Churchill — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A joke is a very serious thing.”

“Never, never, never give in!”

“Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”

“An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.”

“Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.”

“The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.”

“He was a writer and words were his weapons.”

“If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”

“why can't you see i'm a kid', said the kid.”

“Everything not forbidden is compulsory”