Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad.”

“Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!”

“Can you surf really well, then?”

“She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard.”

“You teach combat, I guess.”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?”

“Enough about my beauty," Buttercup said. "Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I've got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.”

“Intelligent men are dangerous.”

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”

“Mrs. Spence picks up a roll of toilet paper from the counter and scrunches her nose.”

“I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored”

“Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes.”