Humor Quote by Oscar Wilde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.”

“Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.”

“Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.”

“If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.”

“The mimicry of passion is the most intolerable of all poses.”

“But then one regrets the loss even of one's worst habits. Perhaps one regrets them the most. They are such an essential part of one's personality.”

“She'd met Colin on a Monday.”

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”

“They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.”

“Frank didn’t drop you on purpose,” she said. “He’s not like that. He’s just a little clumsy sometimes.”

“I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge”

“Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself;”