Humor Quote by Holly Jackson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“But if a villain can be made, then they can be unmade.”

“The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy.”

“I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.”

“What the hell is going on?" demanded Kami's dad, advancing with his black eyes snapping. Jared blurted, "My intentions are honourable.”

“People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.”

“There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”