Humor Quote by Simon R. Green — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Did you eat my Twinkies?”

“Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.”

“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.”

“Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'”

“I swear that woman had a previous career as a death-hunter selling tragic ballads down around the Seven Dials," said Will. "And I do wish she wouldn't sing about poisoning just after we've eaten.”

“She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs tight about the hips that season”