Humor Quote by Groucho Marx — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”

“We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.”

“Trovo la televisione molto educativa. Ogni volta che qualcuno la accende, vado in biblioteca e leggo un buon libro.”

“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”

“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”

“How do I know you'll keep your word?" asked Coraline.”

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

“It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -”

“The Princess Andromeda?”

“A study in the Washington Post says that women have”