Humor Quote by Brian Andreas — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.”

“A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said.”

“He loved her for almost everything she was & she decided that was enough to let him stay for a very long time.”

“I held her close for only a short time, but after she was gone, I'd see her smile on the face of a perfect stranger and I knew she would be there with me all the rest of my days.”

“Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over.”

“I'm not sure if there's one right place I'm supposed to be, he said, but I know a couple of wrong places I'd give a second try in a heartbeat. ”

“Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.”

“Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?”

“Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.”

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”

“People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.”

“Another relative?” Valek asked.”