Humor Quote by cassandra clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?”

“The only way you would have failed," she said, "is if you had.”

“But you hate poetry!”

“Jace shook his blond head in exasperation.”

“i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i?”

“But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and rasied her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.”

“Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don’t have time to do you now. Prioritize, woman.”

“It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman.”

“Anyone who takes on my sister," he had postured once, all puffed-out bravado, "will have to deal with ...my sister." And then he'd dived behind her and cowered.”

“I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.”

“And you're blind?”

“I'm the hunter," Elena reminded him. "I should go first.”