Death Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?”

“The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”

“Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?”

“Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it.”

“He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn’t happen to you every year.”

“The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.”

“Մահ ոչ իմացեալ՝ մահ է, մահ իմացեալ՝ անմահութիւն է:”

“I could kill you a thousand times over Abraham, but we would never be even. You took everything I had.”

“A dead Christ I must do everything for; a living Christ does everything for me.”

“You never know these days. Uninvited guests may force you to take an unplanned trip to an unknown destination; doesn’t hurt to be in your Sunday clothes.”

“Hazel has to realize that her mom was wrong when she said, “I won’t be a mother anymore.” The truth is, after Hazel dies (assuming she dies), her mom will still be her mom, just as my grandmother is still my grandmother even though she has died. As long as either person is still alive, that relationship survives. (It changes, but it survives.)”

“Why would a living person worry about what happens after they die? I'll just live freely for as long as possible.”