Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”

“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”

“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?”

“Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?”

“A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.”

“The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of humans, was a shepherd and not a goatherd. They have quite different ways of looking at the world, and the whole of history might have been different. For sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.”

“I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.”

“I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve been playing with dead people since the day I was born, so it’s good thing, yet the Big Bad scared me. Which brings me to the reason I called.”

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

“What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell.”

“Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue. "Emilio, my darling. I forgot to mention cake boxes. Two hundred cake boxes.”

“As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.”