Humor Quote by Michel de Montaigne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself. I will be rich by myself, and not by borrowing.”

“There is nothing more notable in”

“If it be well weighed, to say that a man lieth, is as much to say, as that he is brave towards God and a coward towards men.”

“There is an abecedarian ignorance that precedes knowledge, and a doctoral ignorance that comes after it”

“Why do people respect the package rather than the man?”

“I, who boast of embracing the pleasures of life so assiduously and so particularly, find in them, when I look at them thus minutely, virtually nothing but wind. But what of it? We are all wind.”

“Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.”

“So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.”

“Alec?" Magnus was staring at him. He had dispatched the remaining Iblis demons, and the square was empty but for the two of them. "Did you just- did you just save my life?”

“You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?”

“Not too fast," called Raoul. "Let's not scare anyone.”

“Oh Tigger, where are your manners?”