Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

“I'm seven hundred years old, Alexander. I know when something isn't going to work. You won't even admit I exist to your parents.”

“Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is.”

“And spare me the jokes about scoring.”

“The cord pulled taut and she rebounded, flying back up before falling again. As her velocity slowed, she opened her eyes and found herself dangling at the end of the cord, about five feet above Jace. He was grinning.”

“Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" asked Jace.”

“It was a trap after all,” Alric said. He turned to Royce. “My apologies for doubting your sound paranoia.”

“A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.”

“Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches”

“Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women.”

“Percy was getting tired of water.”

“Magic”