Humor Quote by Becca Fitzpatrick — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.”

“Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.”

“Do you sleep naked?”

“I called Vee.”

“Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's”

“I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm officially in love with your sheets.”

“Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace!”

“Kami said, "I want you to go in there and vamp that receptionist.”

“My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”

“I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.”

“Don't Panic.”

“When you say gorgeous,” Jen started, “are we talking Brad Pitt boyish good looks, or Johnny Depp make ya want to slap somebody?” “No, we’re talking Brad and Johnny need to bow down and”