Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose.”

“Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He picked up the next part and slotted it in, took the screwdriver from Claire's numbed fingers, and fastened it with a couple of deft, fast movements. "I'll be your hands.”

“I like the sound of that, crashing Monica's party," he glanced at Michael, then quickly away. "What about you? That break some kind of vampire rules or something?”

“Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?”

“She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better.”

“Shane kissed her one more time, lightly and softly, and fluffed her hair back from her face. “To be continued,” he said.”

“Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrial”

“Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”

“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”

“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.”

“Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.”

“Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit.”