Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints.”

“Then Thalia Grace became their leader and started recruiting even more young women to their cause, which grated on Nico – as if Bianca’s death could be forgotten. As if she could be replaced.”

“I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas.”

“People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.”

“Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun.”

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.”

“Did someone just call me the”

“I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.”

“Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.”

“I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”

“She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.”

“Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atrocious grammar. They can't seem to shake the phrases "watever" and "no way," and they insert the word like into so many sentences that the other elves start slapping them...and for no apparent reason occasionally call out the name Edward Cullen.”