Humor Quote by Winston S. Churchill — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Never, never, never give in!”

“An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.”

“This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read.”

“The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.”

“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”

“Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.”

“Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.”

“You told me I was the best sex you'd ever had in your life...You couldn't get enough...At one point you were so loud I thought sure hotel security was going to beat down the door.”

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

“I swear that woman had a previous career as a death-hunter selling tragic ballads down around the Seven Dials," said Will. "And I do wish she wouldn't sing about poisoning just after we've eaten.”

“Locke sighed.”

“Maybe we should go on lots of double dates,” Cath said, “and then we can get married on the same day in a double ceremony, in matching dresses, and the four of us will light the unity candle all at the same time.”